Saturday, January 26, 2008

Meme thingy

I read this on Maria’s blog…looked like fun and I’m just drinking my coffee and chilling for the moment – so why the heck not?!?!


Five names you go by:
1) Shazza
2) Smurphy
3) Hey
4) Hon
5) Sir
(the sir thing is a sore point, I’m trying to femme myself up a bit)

Five things you are wearing right now:
1) Lavender Turtleneck
2) Dark Blue Sweatshirt
3) Jeans
4) White socks
5) white Haines for Her underpants because I am just THAT fucking sexy and I know it. (Ok…I stole this from Maria’s post, but I thought it was funny so I kept it! And it just happens to be true)

Five things you would want (or have had) in a relationship:
1) Affection
2) Someone who cooks
3) Someone who shares similar interests
4) Friendship
5) Good sex

Five favorite things to do:
1) Paint
2) Take Pictures
3) Go for long walks
4) Got to the movies
5) Sit on my back deck in the summer time and just chill

Five things you want very badly at this moment:
1) The whole sleeve of the Thin Mints I bought
2) All of my debts paid for.
3) A massage
4) To have heat in the basement where I am sitting right now (it’s freakin’ chilly down here today)
5) Another cup of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee

Five things you did last night:
1) Went out to Dinner with M
2) Had a glass of wine – because I felt like it
3) Watched the Prestige
4) Cuddled with the Corky-man (my dog)
5) Went to bed

Five things you ate today:
1) 1 Glass of Milk
2) Egg Beaters Omelet
3) Onions and ham (in the omelet)
4) 2 slices of rye toast lightly buttered
5) 1 large coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts

Last five people you talked to:
1) M – when I said good night to her last night
2) C – the daughter before she left last night to wherever it is 20 years go these days
3) Co-Workers during a conference call yesterday afternoon.
4) The gal at Dunkin Donuts where I got my coffee this morning
5) Steve, the friendly service guy at the car dealership where I dropped my car off this morning.

Five things you are doing tomorrow:
1) Laundry – Sunday is laundry day
2) Walking the dogs
3) Cleaning up the basement so I can find my art table again.
4) Going to Y’s house for a fused glass guinea pig session! (I love it when she needs guinea pigs!)
5) Watching the L Word

Five longest car rides:
1) Driving to Montreal with my family when I was 8 or 9. (I remember watching Gilligan’s Island in French at the B&B we stayed at and thought that was so cool)
2) Driving to Lake Silvia in Upper New York State with my family
3) Driving to Rochester, NY to visit my pal Lisa (great trip)
4) Driving home on New Years Eve when I was 20 with my friend R and wondering how we made it home alive without crashing her Mom’s car.
5) Driving home after my mother’s funeral. I was supposed to stay the night down at my parent's house - but all I wanted was to get home and be with M.

Five favorite beverages:
1) Earl Grey Tea
2) Coffee
3) Water
4) milk (yes, milk...I LOVE it...)
5) A nice glass of Red Wine but I don’t really drink it anymore.

Five things about me that you may not have known:
1) I was a hairdresser
2) I was named the Pin Ball Wizard in the 6th grade because I won 13 straight games at my favorite machine
3) I won Crew Member of the Month at McDonalds when I was 16.
4) I do a great turtle impression.
5) I stole a piece of bazooka bubble gum from the 7-11 when I was 8 years old and I am still feeling guilty about it.

Five jobs that I have had in my life:
1) Spot Light Operator
2) Light Board Operator3) Counter gal at McD’s
4) Hair Dresser
5) A/R Manager

Five movies that I could watch over and over:
1) Fargo
2) Sound of Music
3) Kill Bill 1&2
4) Young Frankenstein
5) Any musical – I’m a sucker for them.

Five places I have lived:
1) South NJ
2) North NJ
3) Central NJ
4) Central NJ5) Central NJ
(I need to move)

Five favorite foods:
1) Cheeseburger
2) My homemade chicken cutlets
3) Chick pea salad with fresh Jersey tomatoes and fresh basil
4) Shepherds Pie
5) Soft gooey Oatmeal Raisin cookies

Five places I would rather be right now:
1) Ireland (I loved it there)
2) England (I liked it there too)
3) Oregon – it’s always been somewhere I’ve wanted to go
4) Sitting in a coffee shop or little café people watching
5) Getting a massage

Five people that I think will respond:

1) Whoopi Goldberg – Out of curiosity.
2) Hillary Clinton – yeah..she’s out on the campaign trail, but she has a lot of free time to respond I’m sure.
3) Queen Latifa – well heck, if I look like her then we’re probably BFF and just don’t know it yet right?
4) Eleanor Roosevelt – I’m channeling her right now…I’m not quite getting a clear message so her response may take a while
5) Daria – Because I want to be just like her when I grow up.

If anyone else cares to play along...please feel free!


The Village Carpenter said...

You could get people to stop calling you "sir" if you adopted the habit of wearing a Dolly Parton wig.

Just a suggestion...

Shazza said...

Thank VC - I'll keep that in mind. Do you have any I can borrow? Maybe Presbyfruit will let me borrow that rainbow wig she's got!