Gnomes

This is a response to Dive's office Gnome who is being held captive by a bunch of loony Brits and is bound by duct tape so he and his little pet squirrel can't flee! Now they are being trained to do odd things with nuts.

It's all very suspect if you ask me.

My gnome sits in a corner of the dungeon known as my office and appears to be squatting on some flowers with a very "strained" look on his face.

I don't dare lift him up to see what's under there.

Can someone tell me if that is a moustache on his face or does he have a hair lip?