Just a little over 5 years ago, Margie and I embarked on an adventure. We opened up our own small business. It was a wonderful dream and we loved our little business, but unfortunately like so many other small businesses, we now have to close it.
I don't need to bore you with the details...because it's boring and I'm tired of telling the story.
Retail is a bitch! Ask anyone who has been in retail for any length of time and most of them will kind of roll their eyes and moan a little bit.
My next business is going to be a retreat for retail workers.
It will be a 5 Star hotel/resort/spa on a beach with a pool where they can come and relieve a little stress.
Activities will include:
Inflatable Sumo Wrestling -
Stabbing/bashing life-sized dummies of irritating customers -
Naked bongo drumming with Matthew McConaughey - why the hell not.
Free libations!!!
Full contact Hamster ball races down a hill!
And drunken asses Karaoke!!!
I think it would fill up pretty quickly don't you?
