Mental diarreah

verbal constipation.

Or is it: verbal diarreah and mental constipation?

I guess it all depends on the day, the time, the place, the situation.

BP and the oil leak - whose fault is it really?

Obama vs. the U.S. - did he have a chance? I mean really? Did he?

Tea Party - WTF?

Coffee Party - WTFF?

Sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don't.

I'm feelin' like if we (as a nation) keep this shit up we will have another war (on American soil, against Americans) on our hands.

Jiminy Crickets people - wtf?