Why I would NEVER want to be famous

Today we have NY Governor Elliot Spitzer paying for prostitutes while touting that he's cleaned up political corruption in NY state.

What a schmuck! Thank god he had some brain cells left to resign.

Next we have Lisa Marie Presley suing a British tabloid because they called her fat and said that she has "piled on the pounds" and is "Looking Just Like Dad", when in fact she is pregnant.

I just love the pictures that were picked for these two!

Spitzer looks like he's lost all of his teeth and is sucking on a lemon - which he should be and Lisa Marie just looks tired and disgusted...which of course she probably is.

Spitzer - well he deserves what he's got coming to him and I'll leave it at that.

Lisa Marie - there are times when she looks absolutely gorgeous and then...as above...there are times when she doesn't.

A joke from Dad

Duck Hunter Humor

A duck hunter goes to the doctor after a hunting accident:

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all
of the bird shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty
extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you
to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your
brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the
local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers
so you don't pee in your eye