Thursday, August 21, 2008

Random stupidity

Do you ever forget how to walk?

No...I'm serious about this.

I am wearing a pair of shoes I don't normally wear and for some reason I have now completely forgotten how to walk.

I feel like I'm wearing clown shoes and that I am making a "thwap" every time I put my foot down.

And...I keep tripping!!!

What the fa is this all about?

Maybe that is why I don't wear these shoes anymore.

For Kat - the "shoes"

Boring ol' shoes!!!

I think the problem is with the person wearing the shoes and not the shoes themselves!!!


Poetikat said...

I want to see a picture of the shoes. Please!


dive said...

Hee hee hee, Shazza.
Take a look in the shoebox … Is there a red nose in there?

The Village Carpenter said...

PLEASE let M film you and put it on youtube. PLEASE!!!!

Shazza said...

Kat - your wish is my command!

Dive - I'll check the box when I get home...there just might be!

VC - you have an evil streak in you don't you!?!?!

Poetikat said...

Where did you get those - off the late Bill Bojangles?


Maria said...

I have a pair like that. They are silver sandals and look very hot but when I walk in them, I look very foolish.

Sharkbuttocks said...

Shoes kill, just ask your untimely dead homey from the other post. Oh wait, you can't.

Vic Hubbard said...

A woman's love of shoes escapes me.
As do most of things a woman loves.
Why would anyone purposely wear a heel. Even my work/dress shoes are really just "nice" sneakers.

Shazza said...

Kat - well....he wasn't using them anymore.....soooooo....

Maria - sometimes it is better to look good than feel good and look maaaahvelous!

SB - You're right...I remember a lot of people falling off their shoes in the 70's.

Vic - If I didn't have to go into the office I wouldn't wear shoes normally. I prefer barefoot or flip flops.

neetzy said...

I can't wear heels at all since I shattered my ankle. I'm a boring "sensible shoe" woman now. (Not very sexy, I know...)