Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Is it 1-20-2009 yet?

The shrub had this to say about our economy today:

"There is no question about it, Wall Street got drunk. It got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments."


Oh...there's more:

"We've got a housing issue. Not in Houston. Evidentally not in Dallas, because Laura's over there trying to buy a house today."

Apparently Laura doesn't want to live in Crawford anymore (cue in Eva Gabor singing - "I get allergic smelling hay") - it's time to move out of Green Acres for more fancier duds.

Shrub remarked: "I like Crawford, unfortunately after 8 years of asking her to sacrifice,(honey..she's been sacrificing since the day she met you) I am no longe the decision maker. (ummmm...was he EVER?) I did tell her, 'Honey, we've been on government pay now for 14 years, go slow.'"


The Village Carpenter said...

Ugh. No words. Really.

Sharkbuttocks said...

Ay Dios Mio! That inarticulate buffoon should sip from a hot steaming mug of shut the fuck up.

neetzy said...

The shrub is good name. Perhaps its actually a weed. I want to have a party on 1/20/09. Are you in?

dive said...

Neetzy, the rest of the world will be partying, so intelligent Americans (at the last count, around forty-nine percent of you) are welcome to join us.

The Village Carpenter said...

HAHAHA @ Sharkbuttocks!