Monday, July 28, 2008

How could you do that to your child? part 2

Some parents just shouldn't be parents.

We all have read about them in the newspapers and have even known a few in our lifetime.

The ability to procreate does not necessarily mean you can be a parent.

Some of the people I feel who should not be parents are those who are abusive, neglectful, alcoholics, drug addicts, criminals, work alcoholics, self absorbed narcissists and stupid people.

A few months back I had a post about what some parents name their children in "How could you do that your child?" part 1.

It's obvious that there are still stupid people doing the same stupid things.

Such is the case of the girl named: Talula does the Hula from Hawaii

Yes...that is her name: Talula does the Hula from Hawaii

This poor 9 year old girl from New Zealand was so embarrassed by her name that she had her friends call her "K" because she did not want to reveal it.

The parents lost custody of this child and the girl will become a ward of the court pending a new name. The judge stated that it was child abuse because: "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap."


What were these people smokin' when they did this?

Other names blocked by the court were:

Midnight Chardonnay
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Twins named: Benson and Hedges
Fish and Chips
Yeah Detroit
Twisty Poi
Keenan Got Lucky
Sex Fruit
Fat Boy
Adolf Hitler and 4Real

Two words for these people: BIRTH CONTROL



Sharkbuttocks said...

3 more words - mandatory parental licensure.

The Village Carpenter said...

Seems a little extreme to lose custody of your child just because you're a dumb*ss. They must have been abusive in other ways. Still, that's a crummy name to lay on a kid.

Poetikat said...

Number 16 bus-shelter? Oh my! Is that where the kid was delivered, or conceived?

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Let me know what you think. Kat

neetzy said...

Daughter A wants to correct you. Her actual name was "Talula does the Hula from Hawaii". "From Hawaii" was part of the actual name.

dive said...

I have a friend named Dick.

Shazza said...

Sharkbutt - I agree!

VC - well...if you were the kid with that name and went through the teasing and taunting that she may think it was abusive as well!?!

Kat - your guess is as good as mine. I will definitely check out your new site!

Neetz - tell daughter A, she is correct and I have corrected my post!

Dive - I should never read anything you post when I'm drinking a beverage. excuse me while I clean off my monitor...

Poetikat said...

Shaz, I'm tagging you for a song meme. Check it out at my blog (give me a couple of mins.)