Thursday, August 14, 2008

Penis Pointlessness

Extra credit goes out to me pal "N" in New Mexico who sent me this fabulous Act of Male Stupidity:

Xian Xing - a very lonely...very "disturbed" young man was walking along LanTian Park, Hong Kong in the middle of the night and thought it would be "fun" to have sex with a bench!

Bikes...benches...whatever floats your boat!

So...Mr. Xing is "gettin' it on" with the bench and guess what?

He got his-self stuck!

To quote: "once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole."


OK...I'm so leaving that one alone.


To make matters worse -there are pictures:'s on You Tube!!!!

Yikes! I don't have a penis...but....OUCH!


Vic Hubbard said...

Ouch! is right!!! Sometimes I think that it is God's little joke on men to give us a toy we can't seem to stop playing with. Of course...I'm not talking about myself;)

dive said...

So THAT's what it's for!
I've had mine nigh on fifty years and never could quite figure out a use for it … other than making those little indents around pie-crusts. No wonder people don't come to dinner any more.

Poetikat said...

For goodness sake! How desperate do you have to be? Before I saw the pic, I thought it was a wooden bench and was concerned about splinters, BUT if it's metal - that's okay.
I hope he hadn't taken any viagra.

Did they put music to the Youtube clip? I'm thinking "Stuck On You" would be appropriate.


Vic Hubbard said...

Oh Man! Dive!! I'm never eatin' pie again!

Sharkbuttocks said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'stuck on stupid'.

The Village Carpenter said...

Wonder if the EMT guys drew straws to see who got stuck with unsticking him.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

Maybe he fell asleep, naked, face down and woke up with his willy stuck. It could be completely innocent you know.

neetzy said...

Shazza how could I have missed this?
Of course, I teach adolescent boys 180 days out of the year. They are obsessed with their little toys! They make them out of clay, bread dough, draw them on lockers. They even carved out a huge one on the hill next to the football stadium. We are the Rockets you know!