Meme thingy

I stole this one from Maria over at Just Eat Your Cupcake:

Technology
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
On this computer...which is my work computer I have some sort of southwestern adobe that came with the windows package. I love the colors

Q: How many televisions do you have in your house?
3 - Living room, basement and in the daughters room

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right handed or left handed?
Left handed.

Q:Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
2 children and a few wisdom teeth

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Ummmm...I think it was one of the TV's we have. Wasn't a good idea to try and be all butch and do that...but I suffered through the pain.

Q: Have you ever been knocked out?
Yeah! Once! I slipped and fell on the ice out in front of my house when I was a kid. I remember looking up at my Dad and thinking "Why is his head so big?"

Bullshitology

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I really don't know how to answer this question.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Samantha...I always wanted to be called Sam. Don't know why.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
I think I look good in black, but other people have their opinions. I've heard that aqua blue looks good on me, but it's not a color I would buy normally.

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Are bugs considered non-food items?

Dareology

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for 100 dollars?
Heck...I'd do it for free!

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for 200,000$?
No - I like all of my short stubby little digits thank you very much!

Q: Would you never blog again for 50,000$?
No - come up with a higher number and I'll think about it.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1,000$?
No freakin' way - gross.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for a million dollars?
Never, ever, ever.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Fuzz

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
What the heck kind of question is this? Who put this meme together in the first place?

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand - and I'm trying to think why would you sit in the shower? I sit in the tub...but the showers are for standing in are they not?

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
2 - my favorite pair with little doggy bites taken out of it and the spare pair I keep on hand because my favorite pairs' days are numbered me thinks

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
RL - we were trying to coordinate meeting up here in AZ

Q: Last person who called you?
CE - she was lost on her way to the opening reception

Q: Last person you hugged?
CE - wishing her a safe flight back home.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
Never thought about it - I think 3 sounds like a good number.

Q: Season?
Autumn!!! Definitely Autumn...GOOD BYE Hot and humid...hello cold.

Q: Color?
Bluish purply

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
M and Corky

Q: Mood?
Tired

Q: Listening to?
The sound of the air conditioning in my hotel room as it keeps me at a lovely 72 cool degrees!

Q: Worrying about?
My job - not sure if this is what I want to be doing.

Q: Wearing?
New Arizona T-shirt, shorts, my favorite flip flops and underthings (naturally)

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
to the bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go HOME

Q: Do you smile often?
Yup...all the time!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am...but I have my moments when I don't want to be. I like to talk to strangers!