Sunday, February 17, 2008

Another meme thingy

I'm bored so I stole a Meme from Dive just to kill time until the L Word comes on. Only 3 more hours to go.

ugh

Where is your cell phone? Upstairs on the kitchen counter

Vehicle? Toyota Matrix

Hair? I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

Father? No...I'm a mother.

Your favorite thing? At the moment - my computer.

Dream last night? nope - not that I remember anyway.

Favorite drink? Water

Room you are in? Basement - I am a cellar dweller.

Your ex? The psycho bitch from hell. Co-dependent and manipulative...totally f'd up in the head.

You are? Middle aged - my boobs are sagging, my abs are flabby, my digestive system is revolting against my body, my eyes are failing me, so is my hearing...is this fun or what?

What do you want to be in ten years? Debt free and comfortable with time to do things I enjoy.

Who did you hang out with today? M and the boys

What you're not? Thin, young and beautiful.

Muffins? What kind of a questins is that to ask a lesbian? Of course!

One of your wish list items? I had more free time.

Where is the ____? What? Where is the what? What?

The last thing you did? Deleted the answer that Dive had written before me so I could type my own in.

What are you wearing? 6 inch stiletto patent leather boots that go up to my thighs, black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, leather bustier, spiked choker collar and a black leather hat.

Don't believe me?

Ha...me either...I'm actually in my pajamas at 6:00 on a sunday night. pathetic isn't it?

Your pet(s)? 2 dogs and 3 fish (I'm wondering how much poop Dive's Wyvern makes...2 little dogs make a lot)

Your computer? HP something or other...laptop. I like it.

Your life? So far...it's hasn't been too bad.

Your mood? tired, bored

Missing? My mind

What are you thinking about right now? How many more questions do I have to answer on this stupid thing.

Your shoes? brown slippers

Your work? Sales

Your summer? hot and humid and not my favorite time of the year.

Your favorite colour? Today it's bluishpurply

2 comments:

Middle Girl said...

Interesting. I can certainly relate to many of your responses.

dive said...

I wanted to see the black leather hat.
Shame!
And middle age is such a delight, is it not? My boobs are sagging, too, dammit!