Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Excuse me...

Is that a crowbar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

A Tennessee woman was charged for possession of burglary tools when a crowbar fell out of her pants.

The police saw the woman walking from behind a church, where she was going to the bathroom. They asked her for some ID and as she was walking to her car, that is when the crowbar fell out.

The police also found on her a screwdriver and witnessed pry marks on the door.

Let's see if we can come up with a likely scenario here for this poor woman.

She's driving along.

The urge to pee overcomes her.

She sees a church.

Tries the door, it's locked.

A-HA! I just happen to have a screw driver here...let me try to pry open the door with that!

Nope...doesn't work.

A-HA! I just happen to have a crow bar in my pants...let me try that!

Gotta pee

Gotta pee

Gotta pee

Damn...I gotta pee now. (sometimes this urge is overwhelming)

Then the cops show up.

I don't think she was trying to burgle the church...she just really had to pee!


Maria said...

God...must remember to put a crow bar and a screwdriver in the car.....

The Village Carpenter said...

I think every woman can relate to having to pee that desperately.

Melissaria said...

I can so relate to that - if I'd had a crowbar on me the day that I had a row with a woman who tried to stop me using the only available toilet in the quaint English village hall when I was 7 months pregnant and desperate, she'd have known all about it...I know she was looking after a pre-school and all, but what did she think I was going to do, try and waddle off with a kid? With all the parents there?

She looked a lot like that personals ad pic, as I recall, although that might just be some retrospective memory tainting creeping in there!

Wyldth1ng said...

Is that normal for women?

And where do you stick a crowbar?