Naked Hammerer

Ok...this falls into the category of "What the Fa?

Some woman in Des Moines, IA was arrested and charged with assulting people with a hammer...while she was naked.

Was the bare breasts there to distract her would be victims while she sang "Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer?"

The arresting officers found this woman in her home...and allowed her to get dressed and then handcuffed her and took her outside. She decided to make a run for it....ON HER KNEES!

Alright precious...come over here with me to this lovely padded room where you'll be spending a lot of time in! We'll take real good care of you!