Monday, June 15, 2015


Just a little over 5 years ago, Margie and I embarked on an adventure.  We opened up our own small business.  It was a wonderful dream and we loved our little business, but unfortunately like so many other small businesses, we now have to close it.

I don't need to bore you with the details...because it's boring and I'm tired of telling the story.

Retail is a bitch!  Ask anyone who has been in retail for any length of time and most of them will kind of roll their eyes and moan a little bit.  

My next business is going to be a retreat for retail workers.  

It will be a 5 Star hotel/resort/spa on a beach with a pool where they can come and relieve a little stress.  

Activities will include: 

Inflatable Sumo Wrestling - 

Stabbing/bashing life-sized dummies of irritating customers -

Naked bongo drumming with Matthew McConaughey - why the hell not. 

Free libations!!!

Full contact Hamster ball races down a hill!

And drunken asses Karaoke!!!

I think it would fill up pretty quickly don't you?


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